![]() The instant boner it gave him was intoxicating, but in my heart, I knew I’d never actually do it. Let’s just say at some point I went from shock that someone wanted me to shit in their mouth to texting him that I would fart first so he knew it was coming. I myself have been pushed to depraved points, mostly via text. ![]() (And yes, not screen-grabbing that post is one of my biggest life regrets.) ![]() He wanted to lay underneath a glass table and watch a woman cover it in, I’m guessing, arsenic-free powdered sugar before she defecated over his face - kind of like his own version of a glass shark tunnel, all the thrill of being close to the danger but still safe from the sharks/shit. I once saw a man on Craigslist with a fantasy inspired by the incest classic, Flowers in the Attic. People have very specific fantasies! I mean very specific. Maybe I’m naive, but I tend to buy a lot of these wilder sex acts. You already jerk off guys from behind and eat ass, why not combine them into one act and scratch something off your sexual bucket list? These OG legendary sex acts - like the Dirty Sanchez, the Blumpkin and the Cleveland Steamer - were out there, but they were also within the realm of possibility. Are men, for example, really circle-jerking around a biscuit and forcing the last person to ejaculate to eat the cum-soaked pastry (the iconic limp biscuit) ? I hope not, but the idea of it is almost enough to make me lose my love of both semen and biscuits - two great tastes that I imagine don’t taste great together.īut before sex acts got super wacky on Urban Dictionary, there was what we might refer to as the original canon. As amusing as a some of these sex acts might be, though, you have to wonder if anyone actually does them. If you’re Extremely Online, you’re well aware of Urban Dictionary, a crowd-sourced site founded in 1999 where anyone can define popular and not-so-popular slang, including really outrageous sex acts.
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